Saturday, March 21, 2009

Fuck

Well, Its Saturday morning here in Kalamazoo and we've been infiltrated by people on tours. That just pisses me off. I actually go here, and I'm expected to possibly give up my table I'm eating at, for a bunch of high school kids and their parents. It was fuckin' pandemonium in there, and all I had was a bowl of cereal and a glass of grape juice. Full meal eh? I'm just considering getting Subway for dinner so I don't fuckin' have to encounter those people again. That and the stuff they serve in the cafeteria isn't very healthy and makes me wanna die. But anyway, last night I tried calling in to Tom Green's House Tonight via Skype, but they only took a total of 4 calls, so I guess I didn't get on quick enough. Also, I'm a little relieved to not have been on the show because, #1. I didn't know anything about his guests, and #2 Andy Milonakis was there and even though most of the time he was in the audience, you could still hear his stupid fuckin' high pitched kid voice in the background. He also has a tendancy to make a joke or something that makes absolute no sense, but its so bizarre and incoherent that Tom and the people in the audience have no choice but to laugh. I would much rather go the route of my good friend Dave, and talk to Tom when he has only one guest or none at all, just to be able to say I talked to a celebrity and very funny guy. I would be so startstruck. Last night didn't stop me however, because I am going to try more and more times to get on the show,and one day be a lucky one to get to talk to him. I can tell today is going to be a very boring day, so let me end on a good note. ANDY MILONAKIS IS A LITTLE PRICK!
Thanks for reading
-Chris

Thursday, March 19, 2009

My Bum is on ya lips

Well, the weekend has begun for me. Just got back from my last class, the one that I am trying to bring up the grade in, and it was pretty boring. I did feel like I did better on some clicker quiz questions, but I'm still avoiding looking at my last exam grade, even though the professor told the class we did pretty good overall. Well fuck the negative shit, because the weekend has begun, like I mentioned earlier. Allow me to mention it again. THE WEEKEND IS HERE!!! I am yet another day closer to making my reutrn trip down to Woodhaven, and the countdown is at about 38 days or so. SO I'm too excited for that. I also can't wait for another live streaming episode of Tom Green's house tonight(yes the stream actually began working for me about 10 minutes or so into the show at the lunch special). Well I guess thats all I'm thinking about right now, so another post may arise later.

Outtie five thousand
-Chris

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Just a lazy Wednesday afternoon

Well, just like the title says, this is a pretty lazy afternoon for me. I'm kind of pissed right now because the live stream for Tom Green's House Tonight is having problems and want to watch the show live. Besides that, I cannot wait until this semester and year to be over. In a little more than a month now I will make my 2nd trip back to my hometown of Woodhaven, visiting great friends and making sweet memories. I am actually considering documenting the entire trip with pictures from the beginning drive down, to the trip back. I am too excited for this and am getting very anxious. One great thing though before this trip is my good friend Dave is coming to visit me at Western, to go see comedian Nick Swardson at Miller Auditorium. We also plan on writing and making more comics for our series 145 Bigelow: Eye of the dorm, as well as possibly making some podcasts and catching Tom Green's house tonight if it works. This is kind of a time waster for me and thought it wouldn't be a better time to start off a blog. I plan on making more posts in the future about random thoughts, ideas or stories from my daily life, and look forward to it.

Peace, Chris