Fuck

Well, Its Saturday morning here in Kalamazoo and we've been infiltrated by people on tours. That just pisses me off. I actually go here, and I'm expected to possibly give up my table I'm eating at, for a bunch of high school kids and their parents. It was fuckin' pandemonium in there, and all I had was a bowl of cereal and a glass of grape juice. Full meal eh? I'm just considering getting Subway for dinner so I don't fuckin' have to encounter those people again. That and the stuff they serve in the cafeteria isn't very healthy and makes me wanna die. But anyway, last night I tried calling in to Tom Green's House Tonight via Skype, but they only took a total of 4 calls, so I guess I didn't get on quick enough. Also, I'm a little relieved to not have been on the show because, #1. I didn't know anything about his guests, and #2 Andy Milonakis was there and even though most of the time he was in the audience, you could still hear his stupid fuckin' high pitched kid voice in the background. He also has a tendancy to make a joke or something that makes absolute no sense, but its so bizarre and incoherent that Tom and the people in the audience have no choice but to laugh. I would much rather go the route of my good friend Dave, and talk to Tom when he has only one guest or none at all, just to be able to say I talked to a celebrity and very funny guy. I would be so startstruck. Last night didn't stop me however, because I am going to try more and more times to get on the show,and one day be a lucky one to get to talk to him. I can tell today is going to be a very boring day, so let me end on a good note. ANDY MILONAKIS IS A LITTLE PRICK!
Thanks for reading
-Chris